Negative Rules for Life

Never get between a woman and chocolate.

Never get between an old man and the bathroom.

Never trust a man who doesn’t  smile at a baby.

                Unless
he’s changing a diaper.

In an election year, never believe what candidates say about
their opponents.

                Only
believe half of what they say about themselves.

Don’t stop to smell the roses.

                Smell
the Sweet Williams, the Lilacs, and the Geraniums as well.

Don’t pass by a chance to help another.

                Their
smile is worth more than the dollar you left behind.